Snooki Nude Photos: Leaked, Seductive!

Snooki is not opposed to flaunting her kooka on Jersey Shore, but we're still guessing she probably didn't want these pictures of herself to go public.

It's unclear how, but the reality star looks to be the latest victim of sexy cell phone photos gone amok, with several very revealing shots leaking online.

Here's one of the least risque Snooki photos in question ...

While it's not clear who leaked the photos, the Daily Mail (UK) obtained and published them, and the 24-year-old is clearly having some fun.

She can be seen taking photos of herself clutching her girls, in a robe opened to reveal her body, as well as completely in the buff in one pic.

"Clearly these are old, personal photos that were not meant for the public," the now- pregnant Snooki's rep told E! News following the leak.

"It's a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain."

The usually loquacious reality star, who recently got engaged to (as well as knocked up by) Jionni LaValle, has yet to address the subject.

Follow the link for two more (NSFW) Snooki photos ...

Snooki Moves Out of Jersey Shore House ... to House Next Door

Snooki isn't taking any chances with her unborn child.

The Jersey Shore star is, as reported, moving out of the Seaside Heights cesspool we know and love and into a love shack of her very own.

RIGHT NEXT DOOR to her old stomping grounds.

The mom-to-be is taking her pregnancy very seriously, choosing to live next to the gang rather than with them because of her loud roommates.

The baby will be the first for Snook and fiance Jionni LaValle.

Loud is one word for them. Fortunately, Snooki isn't moving far - her new pad is a cozy single-family home directly adjacent to the house.

It rents for around $2,000 a month. Can you imagine going on vacation to the beach and finding out you'll living there during filming??!

Snooki's baby boy is due in early fall, so she could give birth this season if he arrives any earlier. In other news, The Situation is sober too.

Times they are a-chagin' in Seaside.

Jersey Shore Cast: ALL Sober in Solidarity With Snooki and Sitch?

Is the Jersey Shore cast, which just started filming Season 6, staying off the sauce to stand in solidarity with pregnant Snooki and newly-detoxed Situation?

The gang hit up a bar last night in their first outing of the summer, and while Sitch was there, he reportedly didn't have anything to drink. Willpower, dog!

The Situation has said he was not in rehab for alcohol, but his trip to Cirque Lodge was indeed for both prescription drugs (which he admits) and alcohol.

The crazy part is that not only did The Situation (and a pregnant Snooki) abstain from alcohol, the entire cast did as well, in an apparent show of support.

Very cool of them if so, but obviously it's a huge contrast from prior seasons.

After all, this crew is famous for a show revolving around getting drunk and hooking up, and makes you wonder if the show has lived past its shelf life.

Incidentally, they went to the bar where Snooki got punched in Season 1.

Snooki: Moving Back Into Jersey Shore House After All?

The cast of Jersey Shore - pregnant Snooki included - was spotted Thursday by celebrity gossip photographers moving back into the Seaside Cesspool.
Does this mean she's having a change of heart about getting her own place?
The baby-bumpin' poof-head says she has no plans to stay in the house, but reports and pics from the scene say otherwise. So what's the deal?
"You know how they have to make it look for editing," a source said.

"What they will probably do is have her there for a day or two. But then she'll move into the new place. Trust me, she will not be living in that house."

A source told us not even two weeks ago that Snooki will likely live in a nearby house in Seaside Heights, N.J. Close enough to hang out, but away from the epicenter.

She has repeatedly said that the house is no place for a pregnant woman. Or anyone who values their health or brain cells even a little bit. Smart.

Snooki, who's pregnant with a boy, is due in September.

Snooki: Pregnant With a Baby Boy!

Pregnant Snooki is expecting a little bundle of joy.
A baby boy bundle.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi exclusively tells celebrity gossip magazine In Touch that she and fiancé Jionni LaValle are ecstatic to welcome a son September.
“Everyone said I was going to have a boy, and they were right!” the Jersey Shore star revealed. No idea who was so sure, or why, but congratulations!

Snooki says she and Jionni LaValle are deciding between two baby boy names, Lorenzo or Jionni Jr., with others possibly in the mix as well.

While she’s thrilled to welcome a son, the 24-year-old admits she was kinda hoping for a mini-me. “I thought it was going to be a girl," she says.

"I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls," Snooki says, adding, “It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

The legendary Jersey Shore wild child, who will be living in her own house in Seaside next season, is happy to put her crazy days behind her.

"I'm not going to party hard anymore, even after the baby is born," reveals the star in a moment of maturity. "Being a mom changes you."

Snooki: Evicting Herself From Jersey Shore House!

Snooki is not quitting Jersey Shore, but she is evicting herself, so to speak.

She'll no longer be living in the same biohazard cesspool of disease as the rest of the cast, as she's secured her own private place nearby.

The expectant mom is taking her pregnancy seriously, choosing to live NEAR the Jersey Shore house rather than IN it for obvious reasons.

Surrounding yourself with drunken, loud roommates while pregnant? Not the best move. Surprisingly, Snooki realized this! Amazing, no?

Due in early fall, filming this summer for Snooki will mean she'll be in prime popping position. All the more reason to have a pad of her own.

Between this and a sober Situation (who just got out of rehab), it's shaping up to be the lamest, and possibly last, season of the Shore.

Who wants to see adults making mature decisions?! That's what her new reality show is for. Speaking of, watch the Snooki & JWoww trailer!

Snooki Looking to Give Birth in Leopard Print

So far, Snooki hasn’t let her pregnancy cramp her style. She intends on making sure that's the case, too, even in the process of cranking that kid out.

The 24-year-old mother-to-be is saying that she wants to keep it trendy right up until she gives birth, and that means leopard print in the delivery room.

Effing Snooki.

“I want to wear, like, leopard shoes and a leopard gown, like the hospital gowns that they have. I think that would be cute,” the Jersey Shore star said last week.

Depending on the sex of her child, Snooki (who is promoting her new book Gorilla Beach) added that she also wants to add a little animal print to her nursery.

“If it’s a boy, it’s gonna be maybe something Disney or safari. If I have a girl, it’s going to obviously be animal print ... zebra, leopard and pink,” she said.

Poor him/her. Snooki also told Celebuzz what it's like to return to the latest, greatest season of Jersey Shore, despite being with child.

“We’re still working that out. I don’t know where I’m gonna be living, or my involvement, just because I’m pregnant and I want to be as healthy as possible with it. But I couldn’t picture myself not being a part of it.”

A Once in a Lifetime Event: Time, Mythology and Paradigm Shifts

 

 Back last year, as I was doing research on a very different subject, or so I thought, I came across an account of an expedition to Africa in 1882 to scientifically record the rare Venus transit of the sun. The head of that expedition was the famous astronomer, Antoine D’Abbadie, soon to become the President of the Royal 

 

Academy of France and perhaps the person responsible for the mysterious Hendaye Cross, so we might suppose that accurately tracking and timing the event was of the utmost importance, and not just to the scientific community. It was curious that someone connected to a mysterious monument, one that marked the time period of 1992 through 2012 as the season of catastrophe, should also be involved with an astronomical event that points to the same time period.

Every 122 or so years, the orbit of the planet Venus falls such that twice, eight years apart, Venus passes between our viewpoint on earth and the face of the sun. Precisely observing this event in 1882 allowed the astronomers to accurately forecast the next such pair of transits, in the summers of 2004 and 2012. And the first of those events, something that will be completely unique to those alive at just this moment, happened on June 8th, 2004.

The second transit will be in the summer of 2012, roughly six months away from the end date of the Mayan calendar and the helical alignment of galactic center. This once in a lifetime event, synchronizing with so many other cosmic alignments and portents, gives us a kind of certainty concerning the singular significance of our time.

Venus and the Tsunami Connection

Transits of Venus are among the rarest of predictable astronomical phenomena and currently occur in a pattern that repeats every 243 years, with pairs of transits eight years apart separated by long gaps of 121.5 years and 105.5 years. Before 2004, the last pair of transits were in December 1874 and December 1882. The first of a pair of transits of Venus in the beginning of the 21st century took place on June 8, 2004 and the next will be on June 6, 2012. After 2012, the next transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125.

Pavel Smutney is a Planet X researcher from Slovakia. He has proposed that the alignment of the planets, particularly the conjunction of Venus and the Sun, has a stronger effect on the Earth's environment than previously suspected. He has looked at the rather rare Venus transits and thinks he has found a correlation with major seismic/volcanic activity. There appears to be a 6 month interlude between the Venus transit and major earthquakes, volcanoes and/or tsunamis.

Venus transits are rare, and tend to come in pairs. The current pair occur during 2004 and 2012. The previous pair occurred back in 1874 and 1882, then 1761 and 1769, and so on back through history. Venus is our nearest neighbour, and during this transit, or conjunction with the Sun, is only about 26 million miles away from the Earth. I present here an edited version of Pavel's explanation of his theory:

"The earthquake that occurred on 12/26/2004 had very close ties with Venus transit on 6/8/2004. The Earth, Venus and the Sun were on one line, and furthermore this line pointed toward constellations Taurus ,Orion, Gemini, where the main gravitational tug from space, closest stars, and nebulas comes from.

"The Earth's axis is tilted toward those constellations during the present era, and during that time there was also grouped the inner planets. Additionally, the Moon was (end of spring, beginning of summer) was in its highest position in the sky, so its tidal forces were strongest. During the Indonesian earthquake and tsunami Venus was again in the identical position 7 months before.

"There was similar catastrophe on 8/26/1883, what happened Less than 9 months after Venus transit from 12.6.1882, when Krakatoa volcano erupted, accompanied with earthquakes, tsunami killing 10000 people died.

"Such similar super catastrophe had happened in 416A.D. Again, according my calculations, within 1 year of a Venus transit!"

The next transit will be June 6, 2012. So what will happen then?

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